tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84472795804462710012024-03-08T09:16:46.129-08:00Ask A Stupid Yahoo Question......and you'll get a stupid Yahoo Answer.Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-10426203278624065272009-04-21T05:08:00.000-07:002009-04-21T05:09:13.217-07:00What's the best way to kill an alien simulant?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090421050812AAO7lS8">I'm pretty sure my friend has been abducted by aliens. He met a girl a few weeks ago (I'm pretty sure she's an alien - she looks a bit like 'Predator') and I think she may have had her mothership pick him up and replace him with an alien simulant. I can tell because he's started going to the gym all the time and never wants to hang out or throw shopping trolleys off the overpass anymore.<br /><br />What are the chances they have a telepathic link? If I run her down in my van, will the simulant die?</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-19455385480662260092009-03-23T15:33:00.001-07:002009-03-23T15:33:56.705-07:00Before 'High School the Musical', was there a 'High School'?<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 16px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><h1 class="subject" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.1; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; font-size:19px;color:initial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 16px; font-size:13px;"><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090323153228AAjg5YA"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">I can't help but think that High School the Musical film would have been a lot less gay without all the singing and dancing... I don't know much about these things (as I'm 24), but is there any chance there was a movie before 'High School the Musical' just called 'High School'?</span></a></span></h1><div class="content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.2em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090323153228AAjg5YA"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><br />And if so, when is 'High School the Funeral' coming out?</span></a></div></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-8050705687741101022009-03-21T16:22:00.000-07:002009-03-21T16:23:02.110-07:00Should I stay or should I go?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321162230AAhQpWV">It's a little more tricky than you think, you see if I stay there will be trouble, but if I go it will be double...<br /><br />Please advise! xxoxoxoxoxoxxxx</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-52240996753374586922009-03-21T16:13:00.000-07:002009-03-21T16:16:58.892-07:00Best way to knock out henchmen?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321161631AAgDf5k">I'm a 34-year-old spy on a secret mission, currently concealed within an air duct inside a volcano lair. I'm not as fast as I used to be, and I'm worried about my impending attack - I've been psyching myself up for days but it hasn't worked. I'm tired and cold and I just want to go home. Please help.</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-43920331243163355662009-03-21T16:07:00.000-07:002009-03-21T16:13:27.667-07:00Why am I not growing up?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321161302AA4hton">I was born on February 29th 1984. I have been alive for 25 years but have the body of a 6 year old... what's wrong with me?</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-18483796811554841102009-03-21T15:50:00.000-07:002009-03-21T16:19:12.822-07:00How do you pick the lock on a pair of handcuffs?<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 16px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><h1 class="subject" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.1; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; font-size:19px;color:initial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 16px; font-size:13px;"><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321160357AANV1hP&r=w"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">I need somle advice fast. I bneed to pick the lock on some handdcuffs because I cant quite reahc the key. I dont have anyh tools handy. Pleasse reply soon - Im using an in-car conmputer.</span></a></span></h1><ul class="meta" style="margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.2em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321160357AANV1hP&r=w"><br /></a></ul><h2 class="additional-details" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); float: none; line-height: 1; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321160357AANV1hP&r=w">Additional Details</a></h2><div class="additional-details" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321160357AANV1hP&r=w">u[[pdate - here are the thinjgs i have to hnd:<br />wlkie talkie<br />spectacles<br />a nghtstick<br />sme mace<br /><br />please hurryr</a></div></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-36559865891623372372009-03-21T15:49:00.000-07:002009-03-21T15:50:27.779-07:00Is YouTube where the Devil lives?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090321154805AAWDCsz">I noticed that most of the comments posted on YouTube videos are made of pure evil... is YouTube a window to Hell? Can I get sucked in if I watch too many horrific skateboarding accidents? Is that what the 'Chocolate Rain' song is about???</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-86855849388234891692009-03-15T15:17:00.000-07:002009-03-15T15:21:21.133-07:00Where do broken hearts go?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090315152053AA4lSbH">Can they find their way home back to the open arms of a love that's waiting there? And while we're on the subject, if somebody loves you, won't they always love you?<br /><br />p.s. the answer's not 'The Heart Repair Place' - I checked there - it doesn't exist - now I look like a FOOL, so thank you Yahoo Answers...</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-5436256543850237972009-03-15T15:16:00.000-07:002009-03-15T15:17:56.164-07:00Where did all the dodos go?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090315151721AAtqZUF">Did they know something we don't? Should we be worried?</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-64918910478337633792009-03-15T15:11:00.000-07:002009-03-15T15:15:41.200-07:00Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but then duck when the baddie then throws the empty gun at him?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090315151513AAke42y">Are guns made of Kryptonite? Does Lex Luther know? Sorry Supe....</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-82693056143530880412009-03-15T14:59:00.001-07:002009-03-15T14:59:55.900-07:00What's a Jonas Brothers?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArIRnKjcDuwwCrEO3wB5VV_ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090315144424AAL6mGr">We don't have Jonas Brothers here in the UK, but I often hear it talked about in the media... is it like SARS? Or CJD? Should I be worried about contracting it from a toilet seat?</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-34974541977080727462009-03-15T14:58:00.000-07:002009-03-15T14:59:24.927-07:00Who buys Malt Loaf? Really?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApYVT8L9AdEZR3cfj9p8rYjty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090315094225AAd2Twa">Is it just for people who hate themselves?</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8447279580446271001.post-46655145826628126912009-03-15T14:56:00.000-07:002009-03-15T14:58:23.140-07:00Why don't jetpacks burn their pilot's feet?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; "><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aj1GZMQBY6IFO9EKnwLBK3nty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071213015540AAnqDPa">When jetpack / rocket belt users are in flight, the nozzles presumably exhaust large amounts of super-heated air under high pressure straight down to create an upwards lift force.<br /><br />Now I'm no scientist, but surely a force that's going to be enough to lift a human off the ground will also be enough to heat/burn anything close to it? If this is the case, then how come the user's feet, dangling centimeters away from the exhaust nozzles, remain un-scathed?</a></span>Peanuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16484346606727404732noreply@blogger.com0