What's the best way to kill an alien simulant?

I'm pretty sure my friend has been abducted by aliens. He met a girl a few weeks ago (I'm pretty sure she's an alien - she looks a bit like 'Predator') and I think she may have had her mothership pick him up and replace him with an alien simulant. I can tell because he's started going to the gym all the time and never wants to hang out or throw shopping trolleys off the overpass anymore.

What are the chances they have a telepathic link? If I run her down in my van, will the simulant die?

Before 'High School the Musical', was there a 'High School'?

I can't help but think that High School the Musical film would have been a lot less gay without all the singing and dancing... I don't know much about these things (as I'm 24), but is there any chance there was a movie before 'High School the Musical' just called 'High School'?

And if so, when is 'High School the Funeral' coming out?

Should I stay or should I go?

It's a little more tricky than you think, you see if I stay there will be trouble, but if I go it will be double...

Please advise! xxoxoxoxoxoxxxx

Best way to knock out henchmen?

I'm a 34-year-old spy on a secret mission, currently concealed within an air duct inside a volcano lair. I'm not as fast as I used to be, and I'm worried about my impending attack - I've been psyching myself up for days but it hasn't worked. I'm tired and cold and I just want to go home. Please help.

Why am I not growing up?

I was born on February 29th 1984. I have been alive for 25 years but have the body of a 6 year old... what's wrong with me?

How do you pick the lock on a pair of handcuffs?

I need somle advice fast. I bneed to pick the lock on some handdcuffs because I cant quite reahc the key. I dont have anyh tools handy. Pleasse reply soon - Im using an in-car conmputer.

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wlkie talkie
spectacles
a nghtstick
sme mace

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Is YouTube where the Devil lives?

I noticed that most of the comments posted on YouTube videos are made of pure evil... is YouTube a window to Hell? Can I get sucked in if I watch too many horrific skateboarding accidents? Is that what the 'Chocolate Rain' song is about???