I'm pretty sure my friend has been abducted by aliens. He met a girl a few weeks ago (I'm pretty sure she's an alien - she looks a bit like 'Predator') and I think she may have had her mothership pick him up and replace him with an alien simulant. I can tell because he's started going to the gym all the time and never wants to hang out or throw shopping trolleys off the overpass anymore.
What are the chances they have a telepathic link? If I run her down in my van, will the simulant die?
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
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